Janek
His Lordship Valery Jan 😉
The cat liked the horn hat. So he knocked it onto the floor and decided to live in it.
The cat wasn't supposed to have a name, because everyone knows that cats are called kitty kitty anyway... At some point I came up with Rysiu, because his face reminded me of a lynx... but I don't watch TV, so the association with "children, wash your hands" didn't come to me by itself. Eww 🙁
On the way home, which should have been stressful, I noticed that the cat was very calm - valerian drops will replace it, and from there it was a straight path to the name.
So, less officially, the cat's name is Janek. And in practice: "get out of here", "no way", "get off" or "aaaa".